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time is a tool you can put on the wall
or wear it on your rizd
or wear it on your rizd
There was once an ugly n00b named Herman (
<---- That's His selfie) He was in a town with just himself.... 
He went far, far, far away traveling in his ugly boat. Then One day... It happened... there was a town (he forgot his stuff at his abandoned town 
)
<<< an NPC's home (looks like sh3t m8)
<------ Herman sailing
He said "Hi" in a friendly way he could to the La'ers
The La'ers say
Go away ugly fu*ker!
What am I doing so wrong?
Traitor! Get off La Land!
Uh oh! I'm on the loose!
(They thought they were the leader from the 1979 days of la land being ruled by a noob)
<I farted
At home at an abandoned city (lol town to city cause he likes to travel)
He watched pornos on his computer he always takes with him (including his computer charger)
He clicked on the link and watched some pornos
(If your not mature enough then, go there ----->
)
Here is what he fapped too
(But how does he have wifi if it's an abandoned town?)
(Find out yourself my laddie.
)
1 hour of fapping to porn later...
He was going to go on a diet but 
Instead... He fapped for another hour.
:thumb485144949: <----- Shrek for Halloween
(This time it ain't censored. Ok?
)
(Please don't ban me)
(Wait! Chainmaillllllll!!!)
)
There was a girl named Lucy
Scroll up ye wuss you forgot something
(Now you ready?)
(There you go. At least thank me ye fagit!
)
After all that fapping. He went to a food market with expired chips and food.
He took the chips and ran away like an idiot as fast as he could.
He ate the expired chips that expired 2 years ago. Ewe
Oh no! He has been caught by the Potato god raeping a potato!
He was killed and never to be seen again.
<---- His chopped off head
<---- The head holder
(The end. Happy? Now go do whatever you want.)
<---- That's His selfie) He was in a town with just himself.... He went far, far, far away traveling in his ugly boat. Then One day... It happened... there was a town (he forgot his stuff at his abandoned town )<<< an NPC's home (looks like sh3t m8)<------ Herman sailingHe said "Hi" in a friendly way he could to the La'ers
The La'ers say
Go away ugly fu*ker!What am I doing so wrong?Traitor! Get off La Land!Uh oh! I'm on the loose!(They thought they were the leader from the 1979 days of la land being ruled by a noob)
<I fartedAt home at an abandoned city (lol town to city cause he likes to travel)
He watched pornos on his computer he always takes with him (including his computer charger)
He clicked on the link and watched some pornos
(If your not mature enough then, go there ----->
)Here is what he fapped too
(But how does he have wifi if it's an abandoned town?)
(Find out yourself my laddie.
) 1 hour of fapping to porn later... He was going to go on a diet but Instead... He fapped for another hour.
:thumb485144949: <----- Shrek for Halloween
(This time it ain't censored. Ok?
)(Please don't ban me
)(Wait! Chainmaillllllll!!!)
)There was a girl named Lucy
Scroll up ye wuss you forgot something
(Now you ready?)
(There you go. At least thank me ye fagit!
)After all that fapping. He went to a food market with expired chips and food.
He took the chips and ran away like an idiot as fast as he could.
He ate the expired chips that expired 2 years ago. Ewe
Oh no! He has been caught by the Potato god raeping a potato!
He was killed and never to be seen again.
<---- His chopped off head <---- The head holder(The end. Happy? Now go do whatever you want.)
ITS THREE OCLOCK